Our UPS guy for my business has a daily ritual.

Whenever he has to go #2... THATS when he comes to our office. We do have a fairly ritzy private bathroom I’ll acknowledge but that’s besides the point.

Every business day, in he comes at totally random times. He drops off the packages, doesn’t look anyone in the eye, and just beelines to our bathroom. He then absolutely obliterates our toilet, comes out and has someone sign for our stuff, and off he goes.

I mean he wrecks that thing.

He’s worse than your “left it in the rain” guy.