1. Browning - he will be useless this weekend for sure. Check the stat sheet Saturday night. I predict 0 completed passes. Yeah, you read that right...ZERO!
2. Offensive Line - the only rumbling they will do this weekend is at the Chuck Wagon restaurant.
3. Kawasaki - I guarantee that we will not see any hint of an improved defense on the field on 10/15.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - team speed will be meaningless this weekend except for cutting in line at the buffet. See #2 above.
5. Time of Possession - clock management will only be important for the UW players to make curfew. I guarantee that it will be the UW defense which is kept off the field this weekend.
Chance for a win? Zero percent. Guaranteed. Take it to the bank!