Bowlsby to ECU: "If I'm ever in Greenville, we should do lunch or something. Seriously."
Bowlsby to Tulane: "That was a fantastic presentation and I will send your PowerPoint presentation to my friend, Craig Thompson."
Bowlsby to Tulsa: "That was really cute. Just really, truly cute. You sincerely made my day! Thanks for all of that."
Bowlsy to UNLV: "It's not every day I can say we had strippers and drinks in the conference room...at 10AM no less. Thanks for the presentation."
Bowlsby to UCONN: "Please don't take it that way. It's not you...it's us."
Bolwsby to CSU: "So if you polish up and improve in those 9 areas, I think other leagues can't help but take notice."
Bowlsby to Cincy: "And by the way, I apologize again and hope you know I was joking when I referred to your city as CincinNasty. Old habits...ya know."
Bowlsby to NIU: "...But thanks for the bobblehead dog. I'll keep it on my home office bookshelf."
Bowlsby to UNM: "Well I hope this was worthwhile for you. I know I've learned a LOT about the 'Land of Enchantment' and about the endangered Mexican Wolf. Fascinating."
Bowlsby to Memphis: "...But I will say this: y'all do have AMAZING barbecue. I can't deny that."
Bowlsby to SMU: "Thanks, Craig, for jumping through these hoops for me. I owe you one. Off the record, is there any truth to the rumor that you killed a bunch of prostitutes?"
Bowlsby to Rice: "You're right, and we really do value the Houston market, it's just...."
Bowlsby to Arkansas State: "Thank you. It's wonderful to know that we have a second option in the state of Arkansas."
Bowlsby to USF: "Thank you. It's wonderful to know that we have a 5th option in the state of Florida."
Bowlsby to BSU: "I like you on a personal level, so let's just both pretend this disaster never happened."
Bowlsby to Houston: "What do you mean when saying you could have me 'eliminated'"?
Bowlsby to UCF: "Next expansion go-around we should do this at EPCOT...bring the fam along and discuss this over some German beer and brats. Wouldn't that be a hoot?"
Bowlsby to Temple: "And all this time I thought you guys were located somewhere out in West Texas. I feel so silly and I owe you a HUGE apology. Please, can I buy dinner."
Bowlsby to USU: "It's not that I hated it. It was fine. It's just...how did you even get an appointment?"
Bowlsby to SDSU: "This is the hardest thing about my job..."
Bowlsby to BYU: "I thought we had a mutual understanding of silence. Next thing I hear is some story of a 'home teacher' spreading the entire transcript of our July meeting?!"