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Aug 29, 2015
10:31:00pm

DanSmith

Skim milk. Which is water lying about being milk.

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DanSmith

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Last login: Jun 26, 2024
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We ran out of adult milk tonight (skim) so I had to steal some of

ChubbyChaser

8/29/15 10:25pm

"You've never had a bowl of cereal with whole milk?" What, do you live under

nashty

8/29/15 10:26pm

I grew up in a skim only house and married a skim only lady. I never had it

ChubbyChaser

8/29/15 10:27pm

You should try HD TV too...it's awesome. And get rid of your dial up connection

nashty

8/29/15 10:31pm

Keep going, I'm writing this down.

ChubbyChaser

8/29/15 10:32pm

Combustion engine, the wheel, fire 😉

nashty

8/30/15 12:33am

What? What parents give their kids only skim milk? That's just wrong, and

Kerbouchard

8/29/15 10:31pm

I'm sure I got the good stuff as a kid, but I don't remember it.

ChubbyChaser

8/29/15 10:34pm

Probably.

Kerbouchard

8/29/15 10:37pm

Adult milk is skim milk?

SUAVO

8/29/15 10:27pm

At my house it is.

ChubbyChaser

8/29/15 10:28pm

Real men never go below 2%.

OldCosmo

8/29/15 10:30pm

^This. In our house, the wife drinks skim, everyone else 2%.

Kerbouchard

8/29/15 10:32pm

Got tired of buying two kinds, so we compromised on 1%

byusuvu

8/30/15 6:39am

come to Japan...3.6% is common.

BYUHgrad

8/30/15 12:34am

Theres only one thing I hate more than lying.

DanSmith

8/29/15 10:31pm

Bam, there it is

Harrison0Yfan

8/29/15 11:52pm

Jim Gaffigan would not approve of your lack of attribution

Duke Silver

8/30/15 7:53am

You of all people should know that quote is from

DanSmith

8/30/15 8:09am

Wow do I feel like an idiot right now smh. You are correct.

Duke Silver

8/30/15 9:11am

Cmon man I was counting on you and Andydwyer to catch the reference 😉

DanSmith

8/30/15 9:24am

My father tried to get us to drink Powdered Skim Milk...

Crowgar

8/30/15 6:07pm

I had the same issue today. Half & half saved the day.

blackandblue

8/29/15 10:33pm

Here is a good book for you to read

RC Vikings

8/29/15 10:34pm

We never buy whole milk, but if we did it would be to have with cereal.

Kerbouchard

8/29/15 10:34pm

Skim milk is just whole milk mixed with water at a 1:1 ratio. Disgusting.

RalphWiggam

8/29/15 10:34pm

Is it? No wonder it is so bad.

Kerbouchard

8/29/15 10:38pm

not really.

Cougar-Duck

8/29/15 10:41pm

Oh yes. Really!

boogers

8/29/15 10:53pm

No, but it definitely does taste like it is. Skim milk is awful.

neopolitech

8/29/15 11:05pm

I thought it was water with chalk dust in it.

jdub

8/29/15 10:44pm

I think that would taste better than skim milk

mikeynolikey

8/29/15 11:12pm

RE: Skim milk is just not milk. Disgusting.

southernfriedcougar

8/30/15 12:00am

I didn't think people drank skim anymore

Pasadena

8/29/15 10:43pm

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ChubbyChaser

8/29/15 10:45pm

Adult milk? I guess Paris Hilton is an adult.

Bravescoug

8/29/15 10:51pm

Yep. Way better.

RebelScum

8/29/15 10:56pm

Whole milk tastes better and evidence suggests it's healthier

Gustav

8/29/15 10:58pm

My wife accidentally purchased skim, so that's all we have in our fridge.

LiveCoug

8/29/15 11:00pm

Why didn't you just go to the sink and fill it with water. Same thing as skim.

byuluvr

8/29/15 11:04pm

Now you can rest easier knowing whole milk tastes better and is healthier for U

runnincoug

8/29/15 11:13pm

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat?

ThetaSigma

8/30/15 9:39am

Nobody ever got fat from drinking milk. Skim is a joke.

bluecheese

8/29/15 11:17pm

Listen to this man. He knows his milk products.

byuluvr

8/29/15 11:19pm

Nothing beats cereal w/ non homogenized milk with the cream on top.

Hinta

8/29/15 11:29pm

Only thing closer to the cow is Raw Milk unstrained.

OldCosmo

8/29/15 11:37pm

It's on the internet, it must be true, at least to a certain extent

TonyStark

8/29/15 11:49pm

Most of that is good info. Except for the decrying the terrible conditions

thecelloguy

8/30/15 7:16pm

Skim milk is just water colored white

Harrison0Yfan

8/29/15 11:53pm

Who makes you drink water with white food coloring? Put the pants on!

southernfriedcougar

8/29/15 11:56pm

Cream is the best part of a low carb diet.

ClackamasCoug

8/30/15 1:09am

My doctor (not a cb "doctor") told us to drink whole milk, as studies show that

IndependentGeorge

8/30/15 5:27am

RE: My doctor (not a cb "doctor") told us to drink whole milk, as studies show

chago04

8/30/15 9:23am

RE: My doctor (not a cb "doctor") told us to drink whole milk, as studies show

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