wife is the devil because she works full time and we have one child in daycare/preschool (and two others in elementary and middle school).

She teaches primary each week so she's not in sunday school or RS. Recently, she had a new co-teacher called who took a turn so my wife could attend other classes. Another woman said to my wife, "Oh [my wife's name], what are you doing here? I thought you were inactive. You know, because you work full time. Anyway, it's nice to see you come to church once in a while!" The funny thing is, my wife teachers that lady's daughter every week in primary.