Create a form letter with rebuking but loving words that point out the caffeine ban is not based on teachings of the church and Cougar fans want To BUY drinks with caffeine.
Get the name and address of who it needs to go to.
Have El Jefe sticky the letter and info to the top of the message board.
Promise CBers that if they do it in mass, Tom Holmoe or perhaps a player will do an AMA session on CB.
Boom! Get typing.