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Apr 27, 2015
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monkeycowboy
thats what he wants you to think
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I had a patient today who was a conspiracy theorist. Here's what I learned:
SuperTank
4/27/15 3:04pm
Whoa.Heavy.
PharmD
4/27/15 3:05pm
Are you a psychiatrist?
WorfoSAUR
4/27/15 3:06pm
dentist.
SuperTank
4/27/15 3:12pm
...too much gas bro.
OldCosmo
4/27/15 3:21pm
actually, not enough--the patient was still awake.
Florwood
4/27/15 3:30pm
5 made me laugh the most
Biyamiti
4/27/15 3:07pm
#4 You mean Barry Soetoro? Hey, next time he's in, ask him about chem trails.
cucciolo25
4/27/15 3:10pm
Freakin chem trails...I have some crazy FB friend that swears by those and is
Texas Hammer
4/27/15 3:27pm
We have people calling asking about them all the time. They're nuts.
cucciolo25
4/27/15 3:35pm
Crap. We live in Alaska. Actually, that explains a lot of our local politics.
maizecoug
4/27/15 3:13pm
Sounds like you met either my bro-in-law or Fox Mulder
TXJason
4/27/15 3:13pm
You practice in Arizona, right?
Turnpike Lane
4/27/15 3:13pm
You gave him too much Versed
SJS
4/27/15 3:14pm
You say he/she WAS a conspiracy theorist.
Shihan
4/27/15 3:16pm
Well, he was a conspiracy theorist. Still is, too.
SuperTank
4/27/15 3:22pm
His thoughts on gross v net, In-n-Out v 5 Guys, or Utah MBA ranking?
fan_byu
4/27/15 3:18pm
The truth is out there.
notorious p.i.g.
4/27/15 3:19pm
Way, way out there.
Freddie Cougar
4/27/15 3:32pm
Did you implant the microchip in his tooth as per usual?
DapperDan
4/27/15 3:19pm
I thought that we had doctor patient confidentiality, thanks for telling
jefurse
4/27/15 3:23pm
That's not a conspiracy theorist, that's a crackpot.
John Doe
4/27/15 3:25pm
thats what he wants you to think
monkeycowboy
4/27/15 3:27pm
What's the difference?
DapperDan
4/27/15 3:32pm
One sees viable alternate explanations for things, one sees crazy explanations.
John Doe
4/27/15 3:41pm
RE: One sees alternate explanations for things, one sees crazy explanations for
DapperDan
4/27/15 3:42pm
Let me put it another way. One sees alternate explanations that are possible,
John Doe
4/27/15 4:34pm
I think I get it. One is just regular crazy, the other is extra crispy crazy
DapperDan
4/27/15 4:36pm
Not necessarily. You can be completely sane and still believe that the official
John Doe
4/27/15 5:01pm
Lawyers deal with conspiracies and theorize about them all the time.
John Doe
4/27/15 5:09pm
potatoe potahtoe
The Underminer
4/27/15 3:52pm
I've heard about #1 and #2...I think it's legit
Texas Hammer
4/27/15 3:31pm
That's super impressive
StantonMac
4/27/15 3:34pm
RE: I had a patient today who was a conspiracy theorist. Here's what I learned:
hxmCougar2000
4/27/15 3:39pm
this is where you perform and unnecessary root canal to repay him for such news
nashty
4/27/15 4:04pm
proof!!!! "mountains of gold"
nashty
4/27/15 4:08pm
Did you check the levels of the nitrous oxide?
BlueBuffoon
4/27/15 4:27pm
RE: I had a patient today who was a conspiracy theorist. Here's what I learned:
Lawbronc
4/27/15 4:40pm
You did get the tracking device implanted in one of his teeth, right?
YardTime
4/28/15 7:56am
Hack:
El Jefe
4/28/15 8:05am
This. Was. Amazing.
BRONCOUGAR
4/29/15 3:29pm
Fools mock but they shall mourn.
RSLCoug
4/30/15 7:30am
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