Twas the night before kickoff, and all through the land
Not a Cougar fan slept with season tickets in hand.
The Cougars were nestled, all snug in their beds,
With great visions of JSwag making plays their heads
Gaining first downs and touchdowns 'gainst every foeLeaving Horns, Huskies, and Red Cougars to weep and to woeWhen out on the field their came a great flashNot lightning this time, T’was Taysom a-dash!Then away like a shot, going fast and so hardWent the offense all day, commanding each yardA band of brothers they were, all standing tall'neath a TSH banner from Coach Mendenhall"Now Taysom! Now Yeck! Now, Paul and Jamaal!Go, Fua! Blitz, Daniels! Rush, Bronson - BLITZ ALL!!!"To the east, to the west, in rain or in snowFrom the north to the south, we happily will go!"They sprang to their feet, to his team gave the whistleAnd off they shot like the burst of a missile.And I heard them exclaim, bold strong and true:"We shall win the great fight, we are B-Y-U!"