I am a certified spelling bee champ. Your lame excuses include that your bromance for Kyle spilled over to your keyboard, and now the keys are sticky.

It is well-established in many posters' minds that you experience increased bloodflow when Kyle comes near. Your record here bears that out. Don't ask me to do the work you don't want to do, that is LAZY, LAZY, LAZY. (see, I can use caps too!) I challenge you to go ahead and prove that you do not swoon for Kyle. Good luck, and give him a kiss at the family reunion.

I understand the way you operate. You don't like what somebody says, and you demand that they spend their time to prove it. Then you say they lack honesty and integrity when they don't play your game. Whatever dude. You should form a Super PAC. You'd fit right in, as your morals seem to square right with those of David Brock.