I wrote this in 2011...back then people had less of a sense of humor...they said it was sacreligious.
https://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=6699094

I'm Trying To Be Like Jimmer

Verse
Im trying to be like Jimmer
I'm following in his ways
I'll try to shoot hoops like he did
Whenever I go to play

At times I am tempted to think I will fail
But I try to remember that he played in a jail

Chorus
So I'll practice my layups with both right and left
Crossover 3-ball thats nothing but net
I'll drive to the basket and make crazy shots
For these are the things Jimmer taught

Verse
I'm trying to be like Jimmer
I'm starting to learn to pass
I'll try to make all my free throws
I'll dribble behind my back

At times I'll be tempted to stop playing ball
But I'll try to remember TJ's note on his wall

Chorus
So I'll practice my layups with both right and left
Crossover 3-ball that's nothing but net
I'll drive to the basket and make crazy shots
For these are the things Jimmer taught