A life coach contacted a ceo of a fortune 500 co to offer his services and the ceo said you are about the 20th life coach to reach out to me.

Before we agree to talk I would like you to send your credit score, bank statements, and let me talk to your wife about how you are as a husband and father and if you are doing better than I am in any of those departments we can meet.

So far, no life coaches have agreed to those details.