And please don't know the wives that do have a cleaner wondering what they do all day. Most are asking for help or having them do the deep cleaning rather than just the basic stuff.
However no I don't pay a cleaner, it was more of a joke. We did have a cleaner come at one point and I didn't have a problem with it, as my wife was very active doing things and yes, she did and does plenty around the house, and we have the financial means to pay for it.