sister.

She's not into worldly possessions. Money means nothing to her. I mean she has a lot of extra to spare, as evidenced by her basement full of pinball machines. She's quirky that way. But she doesn't need a guy with much.

She's always asking if I know any single, middle age guys, and I've thought of you, but it's this general attitude of yours that has led me to tell her no. I mean it wouldn't bother her. She'd be attracted to it, which is why I don't bring it up.

Anyway, merry Christmas to you as well.