Oreos are dense/dry (less flammable/more durable) and black (hides scorch marks)

Sign up, and you can make all message times appear in your timezone. Sign up

Report problem with this ad

Dec 20, 2024
2:32:49pm

tacallaway All-American

Oreos are dense/dry (less flammable/more durable) and black (hides scorch marks)

I'd bet other foods with similar properties would yield similar results, no spooky additives required.

This message has been modified

Originally posted on Dec 20, 2024 at 2:32:49pm

Message modified by tacallaway on Dec 20, 2024 at 2:34:15pm

Report problem with this ad

tacallaway

Bio page: tacallaway
Joined: Sep 27, 2012
Last login: Dec 20, 2024
Total posts: 2,587 (0 FO)

Report problem with this ad

Messages

Author

Time

Save us, RFK

Dec 20, 2:19pm

Now I want an Oreo shake.

Ted Lasso

Dec 20, 2:25pm

on a date night?

Cougarclaw

Dec 20, 3:10pm

I've been saying this about water for a long time. How can we drink a thing that won't burn?

Wadds

Dec 20, 2:26pm

My MIL has burned it before…

Jericho

Dec 20, 2:48pm

We should make her Secretary of HHS!

Wadds

Dec 20, 2:59pm

and 100% of people who drink it die.

Kolipoki

Dec 20, 3:14pm

It's a stunning correlation! Why won't the government do something?!

Wadds

Dec 20, 3:51pm

Technically I put Oreos in milk before I put them in my body.

DKN

Dec 20, 2:26pm

And that combination is beautiful

NYCougz

Dec 20, 2:26pm

Yup, and they don't hold up nearly as well to milk. Makes you wonder what's in milk. hmmm 😉

ManicBlue

Dec 20, 2:34pm

I'll tell you what's not in milk.

Russell Feathers

Dec 20, 2:46pm

That makes them not vegan anymore.

joelvandyne

Dec 20, 4:39pm

Oreos aren’t good anyway. Never understood why people like them

BaseCoug

Dec 20, 2:27pm

RE: Oreos aren’t good anyway. Never understood why people like them

Russell Feathers

Dec 20, 2:28pm

They sell like 8 zillion a year

NYCougz

Dec 20, 2:37pm

Hydrox guy, huh?

Dec 20, 3:15pm

Mmm. That looks good.

Russell Feathers

Dec 20, 2:27pm

That is about the least helpful argument I’ve ever seen for MAHA or whatever

DieHarder

Dec 20, 2:27pm

Make America Hungry Again?

Florwood

Dec 20, 2:33pm

I kinda miss the days when it was the other side wanting to ban unhealthy stuff

Nikomedes

Dec 20, 2:28pm

Not everything that hits our Twitter feeds is worth posting.

TCuz

Dec 20, 2:28pm

You might have to block me then cuz I have a very low threshold

Dec 20, 2:46pm

People have noticed

TCuz

Dec 20, 2:57pm

You’re a click away from no longer being one of them

Dec 20, 3:12pm

So, if you use a flamethrower, it ends up in flames. Yup.

DirtyWater

Dec 20, 2:31pm

Hard to imagine a more scientific test.

spoxjox

Dec 20, 2:32pm

Oreos are dense/dry (less flammable/more durable) and black (hides scorch marks)

tacallaway

Dec 20, 2:32pm

How much is Big cookie paying you to push such lies?

bluesloth

Dec 20, 2:36pm

They pay me in kind

tacallaway

Dec 20, 2:39pm

How about you get your head out of the way?

N8Dawg

Dec 20, 2:37pm

Does that mean if I eat a lot of Oreos that I will be fire proof at the Second Coming?

Real G Man

Dec 20, 2:44pm

RE: Does that mean if I eat a lot of Oreos that I will be fire proof at the Second Coming?

kimdaddy35

Dec 20, 2:56pm

I don't know how much darker you can make an Oreo, but I might have to try this out myself now though.

BackPacker

Dec 20, 2:46pm

I know what I'm building my next home out of

Chemish

Dec 20, 3:41pm

Tagged

Borg

Dec 20, 4:05pm

Report problem with this ad

Posting on CougarBoard

In order to post, you will need to either sign up or log in.

Report problem with this ad