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Dec 18, 2024
9:26:57pm
Eddie All-American
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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

Honestly - I'm not sure if this should be Kermit speaking as he's looking for Miss Piggy, or Miss Piggy's speaking as she's looking for him. Either works really well, to be honest.
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