“Obviously, the overall US military is bigger than Canada’s, but our individual soldiers are much better.”

I said, “So you’re saying an individual Canadian soldier would take out an individual American soldier?”

“Absolutely!”

“Huh, if only we had a random sample of Canada’s military and America’s military to compare.” And motioned to another Elder in the district who just happened to be a US Army reservist… and also happened to be 6’2” and freaking shredded.

Scrawny, 5’7” Canadian Elder said, “Well that’s not a random sample at all!”

🤣

He hated me.