Here are some of the things I've learned from their misfortune this season:

1. Deals with Satan. 19 year maximum. You do not want to see what happens in year 20.
2. Your boss will let you get away with lots of things if you preface a press conference with how long you've been doing the job.
3. People — especially college football fanbases — LOVE unearned confidence. They will absolutely respect you for pounding your chest with no results.
4. Maybe it's good luck to compliment women on their choice of pants. Things seemed to go a lot better for them when Kyle did that.

These are just the first ones that come to mind. There are lots of other great lessons too.