“I was at the game. BYU fans were so loud and obnoxious. I even had one pour beer on my mom’s head. This sucks because it was my beer that was poured. Zoobs are the worstest ever. One time I tried to go to school there but they just said no. Really meanies. BYU is just FAKE NICE and soon everyone in this truck stop conference is gonna see. Just you wait.”

He then went off about how his mom won’t let him in the house because of the beer, and how he is gonna be late for his job at Maverick and how the assistant manager is already on his case.