They actually thought they were better than BYU. But then…

1) They watched in horror as BYU moved into the P5.

2) Then all of their conference friends left them because their own business professors suck at math.

3) Their only option was to join the same conference BYU was in after getting no love from anyone other than the MWC.

4) BYU announces they are building a medical school.

5) Turns out they really can’t beat any decent teams.

6) BYU basketball is as good as their team sucks.

7) Even with test opt-out, their kids still can’t get into BYU.