Utah fans are so dumb...

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Nov 7, 2024
9:16:43am

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Toubibe

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Messages

Author

Time

Best Subtle Trolls of Utah?

Frieda's Boss

Nov 6, 11:20pm

Maybe start with spelling "parallel" correctly. It's not "parralel". 😉

ManicBlue

Nov 6, 11:21pm

Pretty funny considering the next one is about not being able to spell

Mr. Kavorka

Nov 6, 11:36pm

Utah fans camp in the left lane

crimedog

Nov 6, 11:22pm

Utah Fans Drink Pepsi

zonacougar

Nov 6, 11:25pm

Solid

Frieda's Boss

1:13am

* Utah fans think Pepsi is ok

ryebrye

4:41am

What's the matter with liking ketchup on hot dogs?

Cosmo Kramer

Nov 6, 11:25pm

I like ketchup on hot dogs.

Russell Feathers

Nov 6, 11:26pm

Everyone does. It's by far the most common hot dog condiment

NGB

2:33am

I had an intern from Indiana that thought we were all weird for putting

Gunga Galunga

8:32am

Because mustard is the only thing you're supposed to put on a hot dog.

nybyblue

9:12am

And onions

FanofBYU

9:18am

Utah fans cheer for a team that SUCKS!

CougsBeatU

Nov 6, 11:28pm

Ute fans sniff the west concourse

puntersarepeople

Nov 6, 11:39pm

Utah fans pretend to wash their hands in public bathrooms.

CougarGeorge

Nov 6, 11:54pm

I remember a post from years ago about Brian Johnson not washing his hands after

RocketCoug

9:06am

So many words that you need the U for

OU Cougar

Nov 6, 11:54pm

Utah fans voted for Kamala

machete

Nov 6, 11:54pm

Utah fans use a calculator to figure out military time.

CougarGeorge

Nov 6, 11:57pm

Utah fans tighten their lugnuts in a circle pattern.

CougarGeorge

12:07am

Utah fans refuse to enroll in paperless billing.

CougarGeorge

12:09am

Both of the active Utah fans pay their tithing with paper envelopes

ryebrye

4:48am

West Concourse says they understand paperless, though.

Les IsMore

7:39am

Utah fans wash their lights and darks together.

CougarGeorge

12:13am

Utah fans testing 9V batteries with their tongues as kids discovered cold fusion

Q-grr

12:19am

utah fans eat soup with a fork

Toubibe

1:34am

Utah fans pull their pants all the way down to pee.

Yukon

3:27am

Utah fans are like ceiling fans. When things cool off, useless.

notaboy

5:44am

Utah fans pour the milk first, then start looking for the cereal.

notaboy

5:45am

Utah fans take off their shoes and sock on long flights.

notaboy

5:46am

Utah fans tithing paid for my tuition.

TheLoneCougar

5:47am

When Utah fans look back, they see only one set of footprints,but also a tailrut

notaboy

5:48am

Utah fans omit the Oxford comma

flyonawall

5:54am

You can't troll Utah fans for the same reason you can't cougar BYU fans.

notaboy

5:54am

Utah fans prefer cougarboard.

notaboy

5:55am

Utah fans hang their TP rolls in the “under” orientation

flyonawall

6:03am

The under orientation actually allows a one handed tear much better than the

robin

6:45am

You violate the approved patent when you do that.

Les IsMore

8:02am

It’s irrelevant to them, they don’t wipe.

Yukon

6:48am

Utah fans pay tithing on the net

flyonawall

6:08am

Utah fans bang on the glass at the Hogle Zoo exhibits.

CougarGeorge

6:57am

From the resident side.

Les IsMore

7:43am

Utah fans don’t say “hello” when a toddler hands them a pretend phone.

CougarGeorge

6:59am

Utah fans would not keep the One Ring secret or safe.

CasualFan

7:14am

The entire UofU campus smells like

JonnyB

7:17am

Utah fans are still looking for a letter to call their own.

Les IsMore

7:40am

lol

anonymous37

8:43am

Utah fans are switching from wearing wife-beaters to long sleeves...

Les IsMore

8:01am

Chuck Norris eats Utah fans for breakfast.

Armchaircoug

8:19am

Chuck Norris eats pieces of poop for breakfast?

Russell Feathers

8:32am

No Regerts

Recipefordisaster

9:01am

Utah fans are so dumb...

Toubibe

9:16am

Utah fans are so fat....

Toubibe

9:50am

The Real U

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