A Ute fan goes to a doctor's office for a physical...

Nov 3, 2024
6:17:12pm

Vanilla Contributor

The Doc says, "Okay, I'm going to need a blood sample, a urine sample, and a stool sample..."

The Ute fan says, "I'm kind of in a hurry, Doc. Can I just leave you with my underwear?"

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Post your Rivalry Week jokes here:

coug719

11/3/24 6:07pm

what do you call a good looking ute coed? April fools joke.

qwerew

11/3/24 6:10pm

BYU fans are so fat

chismoso

11/3/24 6:11pm

Did you hear about the sign they had to post above urinals on campus at the U?

DOdoubleG

11/3/24 11:05pm

What is the difference between a Ute Coed and Bigfoot?

BYULAWGUY

11/3/24 6:12pm

I've got a good one

Blueto

11/3/24 6:12pm

Utah fans are already getting B1G tattoos.

BlueFever

11/3/24 6:13pm

If byu wasn’t in the big 12 they would already have big 12 tattoos and claiming

Tuskaloosa Cougar

11/3/24 6:14pm

"If" is Utah's favorite fantasy role playing game.

BlueFever

11/3/24 6:16pm

That’s God’s house Kyle.

Dr MoBYU

11/3/24 6:14pm

Utah fans drink soda with paper straws and plastic lids.

coug719

11/3/24 6:14pm

what do you call Utah's offense? a joke

qwerew

11/3/24 6:14pm

A man brings his dog with him to a bar to watch a Utah game

The Dark Knight

11/3/24 6:16pm

A Ute fan goes to a doctor's office for a physical...

Vanilla

11/3/24 6:17pm

RE: A Ute fan goes to a doctor's office for a physical...

coug719

11/3/24 6:18pm

What do you call a Utah touchdown?

TRUE_BLUE_COUGY

11/3/24 6:33pm

Throw up the U. 🤮 That’s their own motto.

bruincoug

11/3/24 6:17pm

RE: Post your Rivalry Week jokes here:

sethj250

11/3/24 6:24pm

The head referee for the holy war is an old religious man who is nearly blind.

OU Cougar

11/3/24 6:30pm

Why do BYU students fail trigonometry?

Bandit

11/3/24 6:32pm

I thought it was because Kyle keeps stealing their sines.

Shihan

11/3/24 7:03pm

Utah Offense

DazeofBlue

11/3/24 6:32pm

What’s the difference between a UofU grad and a pizza?

ihatetheutes

11/3/24 6:43pm

Two Utah coeds are sitting on top of the Marriott Center. Which falls first?

Beggar

11/3/24 6:50pm

U of u has canceled their nativity program indefinitely

theonick

11/3/24 6:51pm

What do you call a well-traveled Ute?

Archaea

11/3/24 7:02pm

How do you get a U coed in the door ?

BYU Grounds

11/3/24 7:09pm

How does an Utah coed take a bath? She fills up the tub then turns on the water

Beggar

11/3/24 7:25pm

This one has so much potential..."Did you hear about the Utah Cheerleader that

notaboy

11/4/24 5:23am

Utah has artificial turf to keep the cheerleaders from grazing during halftime

runningryan

11/3/24 7:15pm

When BYU losses I think “god must not care about football.”

Blusox

11/3/24 7:56pm

How do you know an Utah fan at a football party?

CougaRR4L

11/3/24 8:33pm

What do you need to park in a handicap space in SLC?

HiLife

11/3/24 8:56pm

You can’t spell “sucks” without the U.

TheoHux

11/3/24 9:00pm

OU Cougar

11/3/24 9:02pm

What’s the difference between a rooster, a BYU coed and a Utah coed?

mvtoro

11/3/24 9:35pm

Did you hear about the man-eating lion that escaped from Hogle Zoo & ended up on

osbooks

11/3/24 10:01pm

Tragedy struck today when 3 doctoral candidates from the Univ of Utah

PflugrCugr

11/3/24 10:11pm

Why were residents told to shelter on the Ute campus during a tornado warning?

GMGlenn

11/3/24 10:28pm

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