These days, there's dudes gettin' facials
Manicured, waxed, and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy, lotion-y hands
You can't grip a tackle box
Yeah, with all of these men linin' up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
But I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair
Yeah, honey, I'm still a guy

Oh, my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh, thank God, I'm still a guy
Yeah, boy

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