… in reality, I’d use that money and substitute luxury travel as my actual hobby.

Perhaps pick up a pro team or two to follow.

I’d have a top of the line swing coach to enhance my golf game.

Sure. I’d claim the Utes as my team per the conditions of the deal, but I would be a rather apathetic member of their fanbase. In other words, an average Ute fan except when they’re good.

Actually, I may need $15 million just to be safe.