I hope his formal retirement announcement looks just like this.

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Sep 27, 2024
8:57:26am

Hawk in the 303 All-American

I hope his formal retirement announcement looks just like this.

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Hawk in the 303

Previous username: Horker
Bio page: Hawk in the 303
Joined: Nov 22, 2004
Last login: Sep 27, 2024
Total posts: 9,611 (5 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

Yikes

snowbird

Sep 26, 9:55pm

They can’t not be trashy.

Ojiisan

Sep 26, 9:57pm

What did I miss?

KYU

Sep 26, 9:59pm

Amateur hour, Swoop

Ted Lasso

Sep 26, 9:58pm

Someone needs to splice that together with Cosmo doing just about anything

StantonMac

Sep 26, 9:59pm

Backflip? Now try it with 70 pounds on a barbell, throw it up and back over

Hawk in the 303

9:12am

Aaawwwkward.

Hawk in the 303

Sep 26, 10:00pm

Looks like some white middle aged dude’s Make-A-Wish was to be Swoop for a day

JohnnyComeLately

Sep 26, 10:01pm

See my post below.

gwalker

Sep 26, 10:02pm

If someone somehow got that swoop costume on me against my will and I did my

gwalker

Sep 26, 10:02pm

I would look worse. Especially when I tried to do the backflip.

CougarScrub

6:27am

Plot twist. It was Whit in the suit

viper

Sep 26, 10:06pm

And he would have gotten away with it if not for these meddling kids!

BlueDiver

7:57am

I hope his formal retirement announcement looks just like this.

Hawk in the 303

8:57am

Guy announcing needs to take more time and enunciate. On the plus side, I have

cougaman

Sep 26, 10:06pm

Or a cheap bike made in China

Sep 26, 10:39pm

Goes with Billy Joel's 80's music, I suppose.

Soupie

Sep 26, 10:08pm

I like Billy Joel, but even I know he isn't cool. Never was, never will be.

Still Blue

Sep 26, 10:15pm

Yeah, um...

8:30am

Catchy songs, large fanbase, but def not hip or cool.

momowagon

9:55am

He sold out every show in MSG from 2014 to 2024. Bunch of A listers and pro

11:40am

RE: He sold out every show in MSG from 2014 to 2024. Bunch of A listers and pro

momowagon

12:09pm

RE: Yikes

Sep 26, 10:18pm

Definitely has a Chris Traeger dancing to the Wallflowers "One Headlight" vibe

J. Walter Weatherman

Sep 26, 10:52pm

Clapping on 1 & 3, SMH

4thand19

Sep 26, 10:57pm

Ummmmmmm

jacare

3:03am

Has together we reached vibes for sure.

RedSox

6:36am

RE: Yikes

MajorZeus

6:44am

Looks like Kamala Harris rally. Awkward.

IronPotato

7:34am

RE: Yikes

DJROSS

10:11am

Someone get that bird some rhythm stat!

NonmormonYfan89

10:32am

Eh, better than I could do. Not every mascot can be Cosmo

boctabulous

10:33am

Elaine from Seinfeld

Lavella

10:55am

Can you imagine if they announced Stadium of Fire acts this awkwardly?

11:02am

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