Draft QB RD1, pay them $EleventyBillion over 3 years, can't afford to sit them
and so throw them in: "Battle is the Great Redeemer. It is the fiery crucible in which true heroes are forged. The one place where all men truly share the same rank, regardless of what kind of parasitic scum they were going in."
Dump them when they can't hack it. Wash, Rinse, Repeat!