Yup, people and their friends can prattle on about how it isn’t nice to fat shame. Whatever. Let’s pretend it is healthy and even celebrate it. But don’t get upset when uncle fatty or fat sister have a heart attack or diabetes or 1,000 other ailments that are a direct result of an unhealthy lifestyle. Calling them fat would hurt their feelings. Well, celebrating their fatness like it is a badge of honor will kill them.

Signed
A Fatty