None. I'm faster than them, I'd forfeit to the first group without letting them

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May 23, 2024
9:37:20am

fbguru All-American

None. I'm faster than them, I'd forfeit to the first group without letting them

hurt me.

Weirdo.

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fbguru

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Last login: Jun 27, 2024
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POLL: How many 2nd graders do you think you could beat up if they came at you in waves of 10 with a 5th grader boss coming every 5 waves?

BlueVU

May 23, 9:29am

Infinity. I know Karate and have the means to buy a Nintendo Switch and turn off

WaffleCheese

May 23, 9:30am

You heading into the arena

BlueVU

May 23, 9:32am

Is there ample space to kick and move around, or are you in a tight space and

Carnac

May 23, 9:32am

1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses.

cheezedawg

May 23, 9:32am

I did not have "poster wants to smash little kids" on my bingo card this morning

Corn Pop

May 23, 9:32am

"Smash" means something very different to the younger gen these days.

BlueVU

May 23, 9:34am

I didn't have that meaning on my bingo card, either.

2ndTrombone

May 23, 9:42am

RE: I didn't have that meaning on my bingo card, either.

BlueVU

May 23, 9:44am

RE: I did not have "poster wants to smash little kids" on my bingo card this morning

byuTX

May 23, 9:38am

CBers are on average very fat so I don't think they can survive more than a wave or two. I think most CBers would

Baron

May 23, 9:33am

What qualifies as beat up in this scenario? Do I have to knock them out? Make them quit?

May 23, 9:35am

This is the kind of high quality content that keeps me coming back to CB.

RexIdaCoug

May 23, 9:35am

How far apart are the waves?

cougarfann888

May 23, 9:36am

We'll say you get 5 mins between the end of a wave and the beginning of next.

BlueVU

May 23, 9:37am

That is too easy.

Carnac

May 23, 9:39am

Agreed. I could go all day. 30 seconds? Maybe 20 waves? Not sure.

SpecialT

May 23, 9:59am

None. I'm faster than them, I'd forfeit to the first group without letting them

fbguru

May 23, 9:37am

The ol' pacifist run. Interesting strategy!

BlueVU

May 23, 9:39am

I get a lot of feeds on FB of animals battling (lions, bears and alligators

AF_Puma

May 23, 9:38am

Shamelessly stole it from this. lol

BlueVU

May 23, 9:40am

RE: POLL: How many 2nd graders do you think you could beat up if they came at

Doctor Rosenrosen

May 23, 9:46am

Missed it by seconds....

Skeptical Optimist

May 23, 9:47am

RE: POLL: How many 2nd graders do you think you could beat up if they came at

Skeptical Optimist

May 23, 9:46am

Considering I'd just need to push them over with a nice little shove and they'd

Chasicle

May 23, 10:12am

RE: POLL: How many 2nd graders do you think you could beat up if they came at you in waves of 10 with a 5th grader boss

2FarGone

May 23, 10:16am

Infinite levels of them. It would go like this:

MHallDidNothingWr0ng

May 23, 1:51pm

Small potatoes, in my glory I be like:

Spine

May 23, 5:16pm

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