She gets sick less because no one comes within five feet of her.

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Sep 29, 2023
1:41:30pm

Florwood All-American

She gets sick less because no one comes within five feet of her.

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Florwood

Bio page: Florwood
Joined: Mar 10, 2010
Last login: Nov 28, 2024
Total posts: 28,124 (76 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

Has to be fake

Niiineteeen84 Blowhard

9/29/23 1:10pm

I can see a clear benefit

Skeptical Optimist

9/29/23 1:12pm

If you can see one, I'm sure you could smell one

Strawhat4life

9/29/23 1:20pm

Top 10 pun of all time. Well done

reagan21

9/29/23 1:32pm

TNT.... this might be the woman for you.

oryguncoug

9/29/23 1:14pm

Did she say she uses a litter box instead of a toilet?

cougarfan84

9/29/23 1:15pm

RE: Did she say she uses a litter box instead of a toilet?

Skeptical Optimist

9/29/23 1:18pm

Does she lick herself clean afterward?

Carnac

9/29/23 1:16pm

Builds the immunity system.

9/29/23 1:27pm

RE: Has to be fake

oryguncoug

9/29/23 1:26pm

animals also have tails to swiped away the bum poop flies.

Cougarclaw

9/29/23 1:31pm

We do have a built-in way to wipe our bums

Strawhat4life

9/29/23 1:31pm

RE: Has to be fake

Preppy

9/29/23 1:32pm

Haha. How much do you want to bet she’s a Democrat.

9/29/23 1:36pm

RE: Haha. How much do you want to bet she’s a Democrat.

Skeptical Optimist

9/29/23 1:41pm

She gets sick less because no one comes within five feet of her.

Florwood

9/29/23 1:41pm

wait...a litter box? At first I thought, oh she probably uses a bidet...nope.

Avery

9/29/23 1:47pm

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