from my mission for like 2 weeks. At the reception, the photographer's husband who liked to dance but couldn't because his wife was taking pictures talked to me. He was like, hey, you know it's awkward just coming back from your mission, maybe you'll feel less awkward dancing with a guy. So, I'm an idiot and like to please people I guess, so I was like okay, I'll do this swing dance with you. I hated it. It lasted for about 5 seconds. And then I was like, I can't, man. He was like, yeah, dancing is still awkward for you, huh? Sure, it's the dancing that's awkward.

On a side note, the girl I had dated before my mission and was still pretty much in love with was there. We didn't get married. Thanks a lot, guy.