Your ex, upon your divorce, was ok. Her best days of course, were in high school. She was darn near a fox. By the time you divorced, she was a little skinny-fat, decent when you're really desperate and/or intoxicated. In the years since your parting, she's put on a couple bills, has neglected her dentition and hygiene, and now sells LuLaRoe on FB. That's the MWC.