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Jan 8, 2020
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Squeegee
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Let's hope Tesla doesn't have any big CEO scandals.
Elongate would be pretty drawn out.
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Post your "Dad-Jokes" Here
RockyBalboa
1/8/20 10:14am
Why didn't the koala get the job?
Revolution
1/8/20 10:15am
Too soon... Them koalas are suffering right now
letthewookieewin
1/8/20 10:16am
It's probably for the best - they're riddled with chlamydia and I found out recently that the babies eat their mom's
foofcoug
1/8/20 10:23am
alternative punchline...
inside_info?
1/8/20 10:24am
Did you hear about the giant that is throwing up?
TN_Coug
1/8/20 10:17am
Ok... you asked for it.
Cougar86
1/8/20 10:20am
That's awful...
Y-Zag
1/8/20 10:33am
Thank you sir! This killed it at bedtime tonight! Mic drop!
RalphWiggam
1/8/20 10:45pm
You’re welcome!! It’s the best joke for kids!
Cougar86
1/9/20 10:28am
Why didn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?
CopperLix
1/8/20 10:21am
or the balls.
frontrowcougar
1/8/20 10:44am
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Hank Rearden
1/8/20 10:26am
Did you hear about the camping trip?
NWCoug
1/8/20 10:27am
My friend claims he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography. I don’t believe him,
scootsy
1/8/20 10:28am
How does a spider go into battle?
TN_Coug
1/8/20 10:36am
RE: Post your "Dad-Jokes" Here
Pete
1/8/20 10:36am
How do you even know what’s a dad joke? Is it aparent?
autonomous
1/8/20 10:38am
Usually because kids will laugh, but adults roll their eyes.
Misteak
1/8/20 10:45am
RE: Usually because kids will laugh, but adults roll their eyes.
autonomous
1/8/20 10:50am
Perfect description
NorCal Cougar
1/8/20 11:47am
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
ocho quatro
1/8/20 10:41am
What kind of cheese is not your cheese?
boorad
1/8/20 10:43am
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Sacto Cougar
1/8/20 10:52am
What do the movies Titanic and Sixth Sense have in common?
ClackamasCoug
1/8/20 11:12am
RE: What do the movies Titanic and Sixth Sense have in common?
Pete
1/9/20 10:45am
RE: What do the movies Titanic and Sixth Sense have in common?
ClackamasCoug
1/10/20 5:31pm
I didn't use to like having a beard...
NorCal Cougar
1/8/20 11:45am
How can you tell when Will Smith walks in the snow?
Jeff Spicoli
1/8/20 12:24pm
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Squeegee
1/8/20 1:47pm
Let's hope Tesla doesn't have any big CEO scandals.
Squeegee
1/8/20 1:57pm
Reddit.com/r/dadjokes/
Diablo and Doc
1/8/20 2:05pm
I found the easiest way to keep my canadian bacon from curling when I cook it.
Squeegee
1/8/20 9:02pm
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