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Jan 7, 2020
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hooscoug
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I make sure I pass that 'merge' in the left lane.
I have seen some insane driving at that right hand turn.
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In your book, for what minor offenses is there a special place in hell?
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 10:44am
Not cleaning up after your dog.
BYUtka
1/7/20 10:45am
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Dynasty1
1/7/20 11:00am
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bassiley
1/8/20 2:03pm
People that re-rack weights incorrectly at the gym.
DKN
1/7/20 10:46am
and don't wipe down their equipment
squidmark
1/7/20 10:47am
I could not care less about that because the gym I go to has employees who routinely wipe everything down.
DKN
1/7/20 10:48am
Wipe down.... you mean redistribution nastiness evenly on the machine?
kotacoug
1/7/20 10:49am
This. I roll my eyes at the people who feel smug from smearing sweat
DirtyWater
1/7/20 10:52am
Yep. much better to splash down in a pool of someone else's sweat.
squidmark
1/7/20 10:53am
wet/dry is a different issue. towels are proper gym equipment.
DirtyWater
1/7/20 11:10am
People who slowly drift into the left turn lane and stay halfway in traffic
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 10:46am
People who don't return their shopping cart to the corral.
Slim
1/7/20 10:46am
Darn! I was just about to type that.
jdub
1/7/20 10:47am
When people do this in front of me I walk over and return their cart for them and hope they see a non employee cleaning
Slim
1/7/20 10:49am
You don’t care about the store employees job? If wveryone
kotacoug
1/7/20 10:51am
^^^evil
jdub
1/7/20 10:52am
I used to push carts as a second job while at BYU. Their job is to return carts from the corral to the store. Not to
Slim
1/7/20 10:53am
RE: I used to push carts as a second job while at BYU. Their job is to return
kotacoug
1/7/20 11:50am
I always put my cart away, but then go around and kick people's cars, so they
fredgarvin
1/7/20 11:51am
I actually like that because then I can return the shopping carts for them
Belboz
1/7/20 10:50am
People get paid to do that. You are stealing their work. There is a special
CougarAndMerlin
1/7/20 10:55am
Again. I used to get paid to do this. Their job is to return carts from the corral. Not to clean up after lazy people.
Slim
1/7/20 10:57am
RE: Again. I used to get paid to do this. Their job is to return carts from the
DirtyWater
1/7/20 11:27am
I did it as well and I agree. Our job was to take carts from the returns and take them into the store.
byuluvr
1/7/20 11:36am
I'm going to burn in hades for sure then
Pro Logic
1/7/20 10:57am
I used to call that "barking" because people put two wheels in the bark or gravel. It's still wrong.
Slim
1/7/20 10:58am
Members that leave just before chairs, mopping and putting away table starts.
El Fuego
1/7/20 10:47am
People that call the passing lane "the fast lane".
mik3
1/7/20 10:47am
Really, what is wrong with those people?
Belboz
1/7/20 10:47am
RE: Really, what is wrong with those people?
jdub
1/7/20 10:48am
I'll actually forgive them in that case because it's more figurative, I think
Belboz
1/7/20 10:50am
People who stand on the left on the moving sidewalk
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 10:48am
Same people that camp in the #1 lane.
valcorger
1/7/20 11:07am
Fancy car drivers who take up two parking spaces to protect their car.
bluecheese
1/7/20 10:48am
I don't mind as long as it's in the back of a large parking lot. Taking up two premium spaces is dumb
Slim
1/7/20 10:50am
People who spit gum on the sidewalk
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 10:49am
Or in a urinal that has a trap so it won't flush down.
jdub
1/7/20 10:50am
Or people who chew gum with their mouth open
ldssdl
1/7/20 10:50am
while giving a talk in church
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 10:53am
People that take dogs on planes and in restaurants (non service)
franklyvulgar
1/7/20 10:49am
People who wait for their luggage right next to the carousel. Just back up 10 feet
Baron
1/7/20 10:50am
I hang back 6 feet and then someone comes and stands right in front of me. Sigh
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 10:54am
The guy who speeds up when you signal to change lanes, Comfort Animals on Planes
dk4
1/7/20 10:50am
People in the aisle who don't stand up when the plane arrives at the jetway.
Baron
1/7/20 10:50am
People on their phones at stoplights and are oblivious when the light changes.
Tonto
1/7/20 10:52am
People who honk the second the light turns green. Yes it’s green
kotacoug
1/7/20 10:54am
It's a courtesy honk. You don't have to take it in a mean way.
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 10:55am
People who immediately stand up and push their way forward once the plane stops
maxpowers
1/7/20 10:52am
Also people who wait at the front for general boarding to be called.
OPINIONS
1/7/20 11:21am
Ooh, good one! I mostly blame the airlines for having really dumb boarding
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 11:53am
City planners and stupid red lights when no one is around.
Joel Tilton
1/7/20 10:52am
This thread is awful. I try to not be bothered by people.
Belboz
1/7/20 10:52am
Dog people
supertux
1/7/20 10:52am
RE: Dog people
Belboz
1/7/20 10:53am
RE: Dog people
Philosoraptor
1/7/20 11:24am
Bad pet owners yes. Dog people? That's pretty much all the cool people here.
ditch
1/7/20 1:01pm
I think he means werewolves...
NVCougar
1/8/20 6:34pm
People texting on their phones during a movie
franklyvulgar
1/7/20 10:53am
Bad pet owners
RexIdaCoug
1/7/20 10:53am
The worst.
kotacoug
1/7/20 10:54am
People who fail to train them not to assault every person who comes to the house
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 10:57am
Well, I guess so but if I walk into another person's house
Belboz
1/7/20 11:12am
* Pet owners. j/k - don't freak out on me
COCoug
1/7/20 11:05am
People who park in no parking zone right in front store
MajorZeus
1/7/20 1:17pm
"Pet" owners or owners of stupid dogs? Cats rule.
BlueNtheFace
1/7/20 5:15pm
Leapfrog drivers. Comparing them to scum is an insult to scum.
Corn Pop
1/7/20 10:53am
What is a leapfrog driver?
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 11:03am
I assume it's people on the open road who can't consistently pick a speed.
fredgarvin
1/7/20 11:54am
Bishopric members who say "page number" instead of "hymn number".
Kilgore Trout
1/7/20 10:54am
RE: Bishopric members who say "page number" instead of "hymn number".
DirtyWater
1/7/20 10:56am
Those are the same people who say En-sun/En-sin instead of En-sign.
BYUtka
1/7/20 10:58am
I do that on purpose. Saying page number is a small pleasure in my life.
Baron
1/7/20 10:59am
RE: I do that on purpose. Saying page number is a small pleasure in my life.
BYUtka
1/7/20 11:03am
Wow, and you also drive slow in the passing lane? Are you a sadist?
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 11:06am
RE: Wow, and you also drive slow in the passing lane? Are you a sadist?
Baron
1/7/20 11:13am
RE: I do that on purpose. Saying page number is a small pleasure in my life.
Kilgore Trout
1/7/20 11:09am
ALUFs
dadofkhec
1/7/20 10:54am
Cafe Rio and Panda Express employees who put meat on your plate, then take some
Nikomedes
1/7/20 10:54am
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zerigke
1/7/20 2:28pm
Happened to me just a week ago. I almost walked out with the whole family.
Joe Banks
1/8/20 9:42am
People who touch the thermostat.
scootsy
1/7/20 10:54am
People who talk on the phone while using a public restroom
Jesse Pinkman
1/7/20 10:54am
People that don't know how to move in a crowded shopping area (e.g., Costco).
flavordave
1/7/20 10:55am
The Costco Exit Mosey is an abomination
jdub
1/7/20 10:57am
I'm not really sure that this qualifies as a "minor" offense, but people who
BoiseBlue
1/7/20 10:55am
Or guys who stand up to pee in a public bathroom stall and leave the toilet seat
credible HULK
1/7/20 10:57am
Smacking/popping gum
Pro Logic
1/7/20 10:56am
People who take infants/toddlers with them to Hawaii who scream on the plane the whole time and look absolutely
TheLoneCougar
1/7/20 10:57am
Angry Dad repeating "3 seconds in the lane" at a 2nd GRADE GIRLS bball game.
ProvoSoprano
1/7/20 10:58am
Ha! I'm living that now, except with 1st graders. Parents of kids from 1st to
marticorp
1/7/20 2:18pm
People who don’t use their turn signal
Hank Rearden
1/7/20 10:59am
In Oklahoma and Texas it's legal if your pickup is big enough.
Kilgore Trout
1/7/20 11:11am
people who make jokes about, umm... plugs.
Belboz
1/7/20 11:00am
RE: people who make jokes about, umm... plugs.
jdub
1/7/20 11:04am
Terrible/aloof parents who think their kids are just "precocious"
foofcoug
1/7/20 11:01am
CBers who troll dog people
supertux
1/7/20 11:07am
People who seem to be doing all their banking at drive up ATM's.
CouchPotato
1/7/20 11:07am
RE: People who seem to be doing all their banking at drive up ATM's.
franklyvulgar
1/7/20 11:08am
People that schedule to see your home for sale, and then fail to inform you
Faceman
1/7/20 11:15am
People who wait until they are in the drop off lane at school to have a 5 minute
Troy McClure
1/7/20 11:15am
Oh and diesels who parallel drive in both lanes of a two way road
Troy McClure
1/7/20 11:17am
Or the guy who stops midway through the drop-off lane instead of pulling all the
fredgarvin
1/7/20 11:56am
Salesmen who knock despite a No Soliciting sign.
Albuq_Coug
1/7/20 11:16am
People who take a full shopping cart into the self-checkout line.
OPINIONS
1/7/20 11:17am
Parents who's kids are a-holes at public playgrounds and they ignore them.
OPINIONS
1/7/20 11:20am
People at Church who just let their kids wander multiple times a mtg. and then
Thrill
1/7/20 11:21am
Other people's wandering kids don't bother me a bit.
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 11:23am
I'm more bothered by kids from families that join my pew.
OPINIONS
1/7/20 11:26am
The kids don't bother me, it's the oblivious parents who let it happen over and
Thrill
1/7/20 11:27am
So its the noisiness, not the wandering?
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 11:32am
Parents who allow regular disruptive behavior without action; all of it.
Thrill
1/7/20 11:38am
We had a family like that in our ward who lived about a year ago.
Eddie
1/7/20 11:43am
Engineers/product designers that use special screws that require a trip to Home
Thrill
1/7/20 11:23am
People who send others to save tables while they wait in a long line to order.
OPINIONS
1/7/20 11:23am
People who pass you on the freeway, then slow down slower than you were going
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 11:24am
People who don't zipper merge on Pioneer Crossing.
zerigke
1/7/20 11:29am
I make sure I pass that 'merge' in the left lane.
hooscoug
1/7/20 12:07pm
People at the self checkout with a massive cart full of stuff.
Philosoraptor
1/7/20 11:29am
People who write Utahan instead of Utahn. Or say Nevahdah.
Florwood
1/7/20 11:31am
How about people who say "Nucular" (Nuclear), or "hunerd" (Hundred)
zerigke
1/7/20 11:35am
People who say "Triantula" instead of "Tarantula"
ditch
1/7/20 1:08pm
Harleys. World's loudest way of saying "I suffer from erectile dysfunction"
spinner
1/7/20 11:46am
People who say I second when they should say me.
TheWoodman
1/7/20 11:49am
People who stop at the bottom/top of an escalator to look around.
Thrill
1/7/20 11:50am
People who flick their cigarette butts onto the streets and sidewalks.
BrutusBuckeye
1/7/20 12:02pm
Especially lit ones- signed "Australia" (on fire)
ditch
1/7/20 1:10pm
Irresponsible dog owners
gurt
1/7/20 12:02pm
People who drop healthy people off right at the front doors of a grocery store
hooscoug
1/7/20 12:03pm
People who block the shopping lanes talking to their friend at Costco.
coolblue
1/7/20 12:25pm
THIS! And who spend time at the free samples like it's a sit-down restaurant,
squidmark
1/7/20 12:42pm
Hey. I waited 15 minutes for that sample. I'm going to savor every morsel.
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 12:57pm
People who give their groceries elbow room on the check-out conveyor.
DomCasual
1/7/20 12:36pm
golfers who take 10 minutes to look for their ball in the tree's
Chazz Reinhold
1/7/20 12:50pm
In the tree's what?
jdub
1/7/20 1:00pm
I'll add to that.
DomCasual
1/7/20 1:16pm
People who put Air/germ/bacteria blowers in public restrooms instead of paper
BYUtka
1/7/20 12:53pm
Yes! Cause then there are no paper towels to use to open the door
zerigke
1/7/20 2:38pm
People who litter. It's disgraceful.
ditch
1/7/20 1:12pm
People at church that think it's cute when their kid gets up to give a testimony
zerigke
1/7/20 2:29pm
Their kid?
DomCasual
1/7/20 3:55pm
People who don’t respect the passing lane. Neighbors who rev their engines and
Gerald-DeGroot
1/7/20 2:32pm
People in line at a fast food joint who wait until they reach the register...
Eddie
1/7/20 2:41pm
Doctors who put "Dr..." on their license plates and social media handles
Von Cougarschnauzer
1/7/20 2:50pm
hey now!
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 3:00pm
You're supposed to say "touche". Funny thing is that I mentioned this very thing
Von Cougarschnauzer
1/7/20 3:04pm
I walk around the grocery store with a scalpel and cut people that bring too
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 3:06pm
I don't have a problem with that
Von Cougarschnauzer
1/7/20 3:08pm
Equally bad is he who puts "John Doe, MBA" in his email signature. That's just
Von Cougarschnauzer
1/7/20 3:06pm
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Von Cougarschnauzer
1/7/20 2:56pm
How else do you expect one to assert their dominance and claim that seat?
BYUtka
1/7/20 3:34pm
Neighbors who don't rake up their leaves, leading to a bunch of their leaves
zerigke
1/7/20 3:40pm
Sorry!
frontrowcougar
1/7/20 3:56pm
Members of the Church who hate BYU
Zenoch
1/7/20 4:07pm
OP said "minor" offenses.
BYUtka
1/7/20 4:11pm
Yeah, I thought of that - but it still needed to be said
Zenoch
1/7/20 5:35pm
Wow hell is a big place....
JohnnyC
1/7/20 8:35pm
Nope, just lots of people. Very crowded. That is why it is so bad.
BYUtka
1/8/20 2:17pm
People with a PhD who call themselves "Dr."
Goliath
1/7/20 10:04pm
Slow drivers camped in the left lane.
Mitty
1/7/20 10:54pm
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