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Mar 16, 2019
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thecthdox
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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Having a pretty bad night to cap a pretty terrible week. Someone tell me
Jay Rick
3/16/19 12:52am
Did you hear about the thief who pickpocketed a dwarf.
Agnostic-alumni
3/16/19 12:55am
I kept on singing I'm a Believer by The Monkees. I guess I was
Agnostic-alumni
3/16/19 12:58am
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a crab with breast implant
NWCoug
3/16/19 12:58am
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, a peg leg and a
Sid Vicious
3/16/19 1:00am
This...is my favorite joke of all time.
RalphWiggam
3/16/19 2:40am
Whoa! A lot of likes. I'm going to have to show my kids. Everytime I tell that
Emmett Fitz-Hume
3/16/19 7:44am
36 dads liking the joke can't be wrong
(Private)
3/16/19 9:47am
My kid is always one step ahead of me.
ditch
3/16/19 1:43pm
Sorry man. Try and focus on the positives.
Gerald-DeGroot
3/16/19 1:38am
Well that’s not very funny.
Superman21
3/16/19 7:11am
It’s actually hilarious if you consider the author.
Mr. Belding
3/16/19 8:20am
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Mr. Belding
3/16/19 8:20am
My friend gave me his epi-pen as he was dying
Longbow Cougar
3/16/19 2:56am
Now THAT is funny.
rockhound
3/16/19 8:55am
Reminded me of this one
Sir_Ten
3/16/19 9:13am
That is how I remember what kind I have.
Bin01015
3/17/19 1:24pm
RE: Having a pretty bad night to cap a pretty terrible week. Someone tell me
Longbow Cougar
3/16/19 3:01am
Ketchup and Mustard go for a run...
whiteninja
3/16/19 6:08am
A turtle is crossing the road...
mobomanjoe
3/16/19 6:18am
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Acorn
3/16/19 6:55am
What's brown and sits under the piano?
Acorn
3/16/19 11:34am
What's brown and sits in the enchanted forest?
Acorn
3/16/19 11:35am
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Emmett Fitz-Hume
3/16/19 11:38am
What's brown and sits at the Marine Base
Acorn
3/16/19 11:42am
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Loon to the Moon
3/16/19 12:31pm
I will never let my kids watch the orchestra.
scootsy
3/16/19 7:06am
Asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up.
scootsy
3/16/19 7:09am
eBay is so useless. I searched for a lighter, but all I got was 14 thousand matches.
scootsy
3/16/19 7:10am
Why are there 239 beans in Irish stew?
NoOneOfConsequence
3/16/19 7:13am
I was walking through a quarry when I saw the foreman,
NoOneOfConsequence
3/16/19 7:18am
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side?
RC Vikings
3/16/19 7:39am
I would tell you an airplane joke
RSL
3/16/19 8:02am
A blonde walks into a library and tells the librarian,
lucky1
3/16/19 8:09am
A wife asks her husband, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"
colton
3/16/19 8:18am
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Mr. Belding
3/16/19 8:23am
Why did the Mother-in-law Chicken cross the road?
themathbook
3/16/19 8:30am
Why does the ocean roar?
rockhound
3/16/19 9:19am
Why is a firetruck red?
Acorn
3/16/19 11:36am
Why is a pool table green?
Acorn
3/17/19 6:57am
Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?
ghostface
3/16/19 9:22am
That’s so wrong!
Cougarclaw
3/16/19 9:52am
RE: Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?
Longbow Cougar
3/16/19 10:34am
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree?
(Private)
3/16/19 9:56am
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
spinner
3/16/19 11:10am
New research has show that diarrhea is genetic...
Emmett Fitz-Hume
3/16/19 11:42am
for your viewing pleasure: Trump v Sanders 2016 debate
hitechcpa
3/16/19 11:59am
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
thecthdox
3/16/19 12:49pm
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