sad. This, right here, is a perfect illustration of my biggest pet peeve on this board. You state things as "FACTS" and clearly do not even understand what fact means.
I'm a medium-aged, upper-middle IT professional and part time data analyst/scientist with many children and have never met any member of the Haws family. I have absolutely zero connection to the Haws family. Only somebody hades-bent on "proving" an aggressively irrational position would even begin to come to the conclusion you have.