I’m also not going to stand up to avoid the poo water and risk disrupting the carefully crafted toilet seat cover I created by laying toilet paper half an inch thick on top of the seat- the pre made covers are too thin and don’t provide the right coverage.

Sorry people...you’re going to have to deal with it.

But...while we are on bathroom etiquette...don’t ever take the stall adjacent to me if another option is available.

And if I’m done and washing my hands...you stay in your stall until I leave and I will give you the same courtesy. I don’t what to know who was next to me. That’s the right of the first out.