Syl: Kaladin, I'm worried about you . . .

Kaladin: BLARGH FARGLE Amaram GRRM WRRM Tien SNGL PGL No one I care about should ever have anything bad happen to them. HRGGY GRGGY Lighteyes all suck giant cremlings SNK SNK SNRM I'm BROKEN, Syl, and I also know better than anyone around me. You're just a dumb spren who doesn't do anything except wring her hands and offer vague hints without actually telling me anything.

Syl: You're supposed to PROTECT

Kaladin: I exhibited above-normal intelligence as a youth and figure out spearfighting and surgebinding techniques with minimum effort, but I have no idea what you're talking about . . .

Syl: . . .