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Sep 3, 2015
8:48
:48
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QBarrister
Happened last week. She became the undersized deacon wearing Dad's jacket
sitting next to the fat, sweaty pig.
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Why do we wear ties
OU Cougar
9/3/15 7:25am
Ties are almost completely extinct in the business world.
workindev
9/3/15 7:27am
Not in the Banking and Financial Market world
coot20
9/3/15 7:32am
Yeah but they're skinny ties now so they're almost non-existent
WDaddy
9/3/15 7:33am
Or missionaries and lawyers
OU Cougar
9/3/15 7:35am
Attorneys are still required to wear suit and tie
JOPE
9/3/15 7:41am
I wish they were
Biyamiti
9/3/15 7:59am
The tie's vertical lines make you look slimmer.
Bernard
9/3/15 7:27am
And by "you" I mean you.
Bernard
9/3/15 7:29am
mods??!?!? personal attack
TN_Coug
9/3/15 7:30am
And by "slimmer" I meant "less fat."
Bernard
9/3/15 7:38am
Good to see Bernard back and in full force! Go Berny!
Don_Juan_El_Guapo
9/3/15 7:33am
Yet it does nothing for you.
cougfanblue
9/3/15 7:48am
So it also discourages people from being healthier.
GSwarriorcoug
9/3/15 7:31am
The LDS Church will be the last institution to drop the use of ties
CougarCanuck76
9/3/15 7:38am
im going to organize a group, "BAT" (brethren against ties) and start protesting
IndependentGeorge
9/3/15 8:05am
You just want to be a BAT man.
Hoosier Cougar
9/3/15 9:20am
What do you mean there's no functional use for ties?
dilbert
9/3/15 8:25am
And you can clean you glasses or sunglasses with them
Tricky
9/3/15 12:35pm
To keep the stink in.
idacoug
9/3/15 7:40am
For exactly the reasons you list.
Kilgore Trout
9/3/15 7:43am
If your tie is restricting blood/oxygen flow you're wearing it wrong
SpiffCoug
9/3/15 7:43am
It isn't the tie...it is the collar and we are too cheap to buy a new shirt
Fdnman
9/3/15 8:10am
BM David Carridine
BlueFrog
9/3/15 8:18am
Because women stole our high heals, makeup, wigs and nylons. Needed something.
Fdnman
9/3/15 7:45am
People are sheep
Cougrrrs Roll
9/3/15 7:53am
your tie cuts of oxygen to your brain? then you tie it way to tight.
bald man
9/3/15 8:22am
i only wear them in court and church...never during the week
nashty
9/3/15 8:26am
"The Creation of Man" in The Scarlet Pimpernel explains it well
CrackerJack
9/3/15 8:28am
Because:
db59840
9/3/15 8:30am
You sit in church, sweating like a fat pig on a hot day in Lincoln, wearing a
QBarrister
9/3/15 8:36am
Give the lady your jacket, then
Squeegee
9/3/15 8:41am
Happened last week. She became the undersized deacon wearing Dad's jacket
QBarrister
9/3/15 8:48am
It's to cover up the buttons on your shirt.
scottfunkel
9/3/15 8:54am
I rarely wear them - court only; not church or weekday office - but I admit
jayriggity
9/3/15 9:08am
Do you flush the toilet with your teeth, or just have REALLY short arms?
cougaman
9/3/15 9:40am
A tourniquet, hiding a wire if undercover, hog tying a criminal or terrorist
Y2k
9/3/15 10:48am
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