I went hunting a few times.
I've shot more guns than most on this board
I play sports and stuff
I only drink whiskey
I smoke cigars
I've killed a few men
I once saw a lady being accosted by some gangly hippie types and proceeded to make them wish they hadn't bothered her.
I eat my steak raw cuz I am man
I passed a kidney stone the size of a gumball and shed one tear
I can throw a football over them mountains
I don't let my woman sass me