Mar 24, 2025
3:02:08pm
Accipiter All-American
Because they're still complaining: Floppy McFlopp - Didn't get the call: Reprise

Yeah, it's cheezy, but they deserve it now 🙂

Floppy McFlopp - Didn't get the call: Reprise

(Intro)
Yeah, March Madness, court action,
Wisconsin acting, lacking traction,
Floppin' around, fake distraction,
But Brigham got satisfaction.

(Hook)
Floppy McFlopp didn't get the call,
Dove on the floor, but the ref stood tall.
Cried wolf too much, now watch him fall,
Cougars risin', they earned it all.

(Verse 1)
Started fast, BYU came swingin',
Wisconsin flustered, alarm bells ringin',
Shots brickin', energy drainin',
So they started floppin', entertaining.
Drama class actin', Academy Award,
Tryna pull fouls they couldn't afford,
Refs blowin' whistles, eyes got fooled,
Badgers hopin', Cougars gettin' schooled?

Nah, they were just playin' fair,
But Badgers cry foul, fallin' in mid-air,
Floppin' left, right, everywhere,
Yet refs kept callin', phantom despair.

(Hook)
Floppy McFlopp didn't get the call,
Dove on the floor, but the ref stood tall.
Cried wolf too much, now watch him fall,
Cougars risin', they earned it all.

(Verse 2)
Second half hits, game's tightenin' up,
Flop after flop, that's how Badgers catch up.
Holdin', shovin', and takin' dives,
Yet refs eat it up, keepin' dreams alive.
But ball don't lie, karma's true,
Down by two points, now what'll they do?
Star steps up, time winding low,
Flop for the call, refs sayin' NO!

Arms spread wide, he begs for a whistle,
But silence hits harder than a missile.
Floppy McFlopp, eyes big with shock,
Guess the ref’s whistle finally got locked.

(Hook)
Floppy McFlopp didn't get the call,
Dove on the floor, but the ref stood tall.
Cried wolf too much, now watch him fall,
Cougars risin', they earned it all.

(Bridge)
Badgers played games, tricks for free,
"You put your crotch in my face, here's an elbow from me,"
Acting like stars, but reality checks,
Refs stopped fallin' for their special effects.

(Outro)
Moral of the story, play straight ball,
Fake flops fail when it counts most of all.
Wisconsin learned hard, standin' so small,
Floppy McFlopp never got that call.

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