Mar 14, 2025
8:25:23am
JimmyZ Truly Addicted User
I suffered from a massive junkolanche this morning and I may not recover
The wife asked me to get a couple gift bags out of her gift bag cupboard. I opened it and the junk cascaded out. I was temporarily buried but was able to breathe and finally got loose. I was worried I wasn’t wearing an emergency beacon and temporarily thought about what I would do if I wasn’t found soon. Once I was able to wiggle free, I did my best to reorganize the junk and shove it back in, while barely escaping another cascade a couple times. I got it shut but apparently got the wrong bag. She is headed to “do it myself” and I am afraid I won’t survive the resulting actions. If I don’t survive, tell Richie he is my 2nd favorite cougar I have ever watched live. Cougars forever!
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