Me: yeah, it’s still available

Buyer: I live in Orem, do you ever come down here?

M: I’m not going down there any time soon

B: so you expect me to drive up to South Jordan?

M: you don’t have to do anything. I’m just saying im not going down towards Orem.

B: I really want it for a birthday present. Can you please meet me somewhere near Orem?

M: it would cost me more in gas than the $10 to drive down there, and it’s not worth my time:

B: you’re a terrible salesman

M: thank you