My wife found some nice furniture on offer up.


I went and picked it all up and was talking to the guy. He said his business was large events… I asked what kind of events. Said he did some stuff with Mike Tyson. Said that Mike Tyson lived in a neighborhood around here back in the late 90s

A few weeks later I was talking to a neighbor and he said “you know Mike Tyson use to live in your house right…”

… another said it was another down the street… a few others said He was definitely on our street…not sure which one...

I just look at these walls and think… if they could talk… they’d probably have a Lisp…