We want chaos in the SEC. We also want as many 3+ loss teams as possible. So:
#3 Texas: @Arkansas (please lose), Kentucky (yawn), @Texas A&M (please win!). Win the championship game (11-2)
#7 Tennesseee: @ #12 Georgia (please win), UTEP (yawn), @Vandy (please lose... it's possible). Lose in the championship game. (10-3)
#10 Alabama: Mercer/bye (yawn), @OU (a possible L), Auburn (please be a L). Probably win out and go as an at-large. (10-2)
#11 Ole Miss: @Florida (the gators could win this... please), Miss State (nope). End (9-3) and out of the CFP!
#12 Georgia: Tennessee (please lose... it could happen), UMass (yawn), Georgia Tech (please lose... but won't). End (9-3) and out of the CFP.
#15 Texas A&M: New Mexico State (ug), @Auburn (Auburn is crap, but let's say they put a good game together), Texas (go Longhorns). My hopes (8-4) and out of the playoffs.
These teams have no chance, but we still want them UNRANKED:
#21 South Carolina: Missouri (win), Wofford (yawn), @Clemson (loss) – end the regular season unranked (8-4)
#22 LSU: @Florida (please lose... it's possible), Vandy (Vandy's not winning), OU (we'd love OU to show up, but not happening). Unranked (8-4)
#23 Missouri: @South Carolina (lose), @Miss State (please lose, but unlikely), Arkansas (lose please). Unranked (8-4)
Truth is that we want as many upsets as possible. 9 ranked teams is a joke. ISU and ASU have two losses and aren't ranked.
Big Ten: The four ranked B10 teams have a cake schedule from here on out – minus the tOSU/Indiana head to head. We want tOSU to blow out Indiana – in the hopes that another B12 team can sneak into the CFPs (Colorado/KSU are our only two hopes).