Starting with less bad:

12. LinkedIn
Yeah, the posts from posers can be annoying, but there aren’t people telling you to die, and this one can actually have a measurable positive impact on your bottom line. Unlike the rest which are wasted time.

11. YouTube
Lots of ways to waste time, but also one of the best inventions to come from the computer

10. Slack
Same thing as below

9. Discord
Not sure if this is SM but can be useful

8. Pinterest
Mostly harmless, besides lots of expensive ideas for wedding plans

7. Instagram
Less bad now that it’s pointless reels, used to be more of a vanity thing for girls aged 14-30. Again nice cuz you chose who you interact with.

6. X, formerly Twitter
Let’s argue with other people online anonymously! Not ranked as low due to some improvements, also useful source of news and at the very least you chose who you interact with somewhat.

Honorable mention: threads
Does anyone even use this?

5. Quora
How would you like your question to not be answered?

4. Facebook
Sort of like if you put your uncle’s bumper stickers, onto a site.
Only people 55+ use it now.
Thank my mission for making me never want to use that site again.

3. Snapchat
How most of my friends in HS got into drugs or in trouble for n00ds

2. TikTok
“Let’s ruin the attention span of our children”
-not China

1. Reddit
Reddit is an evil site. Gives me a bad feeling every time I go on. There are some individual parts that are less bad, but all the “main” subs are rage-bait echo chambers that are full of bots. Anti-Natalist and anti-God. It comes up like 2nd in google searches now even though any thread where you were hoping for useful advice is just full of arguing and dumb jokes which get voted to the top.

Also, Jeffery Epstein’s fixer, Ghislaine Maxwell, was one of the most powerful moderators on the site. I’m not even joking.

Makes you go hmmmmm…