“Because I was going to call you. You probably saw my comments…”

“Oh good so you did see them…”

“Right totally unprofessional. I know, right?”

“Wait, you meant I was the unprofessional one?”

“But you saw it right? I mean the call”

“Are you upset, Brett? For some reason you sound upset.”

“What does reprimand mean? Is that a good thing?”

“Oh $40,000. Oh wow. I might have to sell a few things. But, yeah, I am good for it. I’m just thinking if you saw the call the whole fine thing wouldn’t be necessary…you know all the paperwork… ”

“Oh, okay, I won’t bring it up again. I’m just saying if you have a few minutes someone sent me a cell phone video that…”

“What do you mean you regret inviting us? We’re the crown jewel of this backwards conference .You know I don’t know but I am thinking an invite to the Big 10 is eminent, at least Kyle, thinks so…”

“Oh no we’re very happy here, I don’t know why you wouldn’t think we aren’t. All I’m trying to say is you’re very lucky to have us “

“Oh yeah. We are 1-5, but we’re not one of the worst, it’s just your officials, I’m that’s all I’ve been trying to say. And I swear if I could show you this cell phone video…”


“Brett? Brett?…. That’s weird, anyway he said I have to write an apology. Can you show me how use that Chatbot thing to write it? I want to say I apologize, but I don’t actually.”