After I'd run out of podcast previews on Friday, I listed to a podcast where was Furlong the guest. I was a little surprised to hear him say, "but he's petty enough that he doesn't want to say the school's name," talking about Utah's Head Coach.

And then it hit me.

After all these years of being so petty that even your homer reporter calls you "petty enough," I finally thought of an appropriate response for Utah's Head Coach.

See? It just rolls right off the tongue. You know who I'm talking about and you don't ever have to say his name again.

In fact, in a few months when he retires on Utah's first 8-game losing streak since the late 1980s, you can call him Utah's Former Head Coach and people will still know who you're talking about.


Anyway, it's a beautiful morning Cougar fans.

Join me in congratulating Utah's Head Coach on another hard fought and well-played game, but better luck next year, or, if not next year, whenever we see you again.

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