She goes to UVU and we are rabid BYU fans. I have a son that’s in the JD/Macc program at BYU and a daughter that swims at BYU.

A daughter graduating in business at UVU and a daughter studying special ed at UVU.

UVU daughter #1 is going to a watch party that’s split 50/50, she ONLY wears blue.

UVU daughter #2 just told me she’s going to the game with friends. I said, “Cool, let me help with the ticket, how much?”

UVUD2, “$125”

Me, “Cool, I’ll transfer some cash.”

UVUD2, “Don’t hate me, I’m going with #### (a best friend who studies at the U) and three other Ute fans. I’ll be wearing red.”

Me, “offer withdrawn”

Jaw drop.

My wife, “welcome to the real world, make good choices”