Gopman and I snuck into the U's athletic department and taped a copy of Brigham Young's portrait to Whitt's door. Whitt, the cad, took it down and tore it up right in front of me! Obviously I knew this was coming so I filmed the entire thing on a go pro I had embedded in my BYU hat. "You know Brigham Young was a prophet, right? Why are you doing this? Is it because you hate the prophets and by extension, the Church? You're a member aren't you?" He just glared at me.
I pointed out that Brigham Young was the founder of the U of U and then he really blew up. He force fed me the paper shreds and then he and some players mulling around waiting for their NIL checks from Chuck O Rama beat me up and said "we hate Brigham Young and everything about him except the U!"
Gopman got the brunt of the abuse. One of the players tried to stab him right in the chest with his vaping pen but by divine providence the blow landed on a copy of None Dare Call it Conspiracy he had in his shirt pocket!
One of their kicks to the head broke my gopro so sorry, no footage. Let's beat these guys!