Did you simpletons actually think we would beat SMU Kansas St Baylor Arizona Okla St UCF? How did you not know our defense is overrated?? How did you not realize our offense is a suck??? It was clear as day to all of us with a brain.

I hope you know now that I am smart. And definitely don't suffer from low T. And am better than you. Financially, intellectually, sexually, and metaphysically.

Fire Kalani! Fire A rod! Fire Tom Holmoe!

Go Cougs!