A blast from Cougarboard Past:

If you have ever traveled to a BYU game wearing your Ute sweatshirt, cheer loudly for their opponent and BYU is not playing Utah, you might be a BYU obsessed Ute fan
If you have been selected by an external news source as being the #2 ranked “college football fan bases most obsessed with their rival”, you might be a BYU obsessed Ute fan
If you are proud to be the first one to post on a BYU article, and you are not a BYU fan, you might be a BYU obsessed Ute fan
If you have created a special username that doesn’t cheer for the Utes, but is meant as a slam to BYU, you might be a BYU obsessed Ute fan
If you have ever googled articles in other states about BYU teams or coaches, then posted comments claiming BYU inferiority, you might be a BYU obsessed Ute fan.
If you belong to an elite Power 5 conference, but still can’t let go of waving that flag in everything you post, you might be a BYU obsessed Ute fan
If you have ever stated “Colorado is our Rival”, you might be a BYU obsessed Ute fan
If you troll articles about BYU, comment on that article, then call a BYU fan who posts in defense of his team a “troll”, you might be a BYU obsessed Ute fan.
If you have to type another acronym to refer to BYU other than “BYU”, you might be a BYU obsessed Ute fan.
If your mobile home has a picture of Calvin urinating on a BYU logo, you might be a BYU obsessed Ute fan.
If you applied to BYU but didn't get in so you went to Utah instead, you might be a BYU obsessed Ute fan.
If you are a ute but you send your daughter to BYU, you might be a BYU obsessed ute fan.


What else can we add to this list?